The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for October 24, 2014
Transcript:
Lars: Hey Vince, What's the best way to cancel plans... Just because you don't want to go out. Vince: Diarrhea Lars: Pretend to have Diarrhea?? Vince: No, Lars Vince: You ACTUALLY need to HAVE IT. Vince: Times are different. EVERYBODY uses diarrhea as an excuse. Lars: C-can't I just pretend? Vince: Absolutely not! You can't fake cold sweats and genuine misery. Lars: Sorry, I need to cancel my oil change. I have diarrhea!
Coyoty Premium Member about 10 years ago
Doesn’t work for doctor appointments.
katina.cooper about 10 years ago
And if you don’t believe him, he will come down there and show you.