The Awkward Yeti by Nick Seluk for October 24, 2014
October 22, 2014
October 26, 2014
Transcript:
Lars: Hey Vince, What's the best way to cancel plans... Just because you don't want to go out. Vince: Diarrhea Lars: Pretend to have Diarrhea?? Vince: No, Lars Vince: You ACTUALLY need to HAVE IT. Vince: Times are different. EVERYBODY uses diarrhea as an excuse. Lars: C-can't I just pretend? Vince: Absolutely not! You can't fake cold sweats and genuine misery. Lars: Sorry, I need to cancel my oil change. I have diarrhea!
And if you don’t believe him, he will come down there and show you.