JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for May 11, 2008

Transcript:

"You're buying groceries online?" "Shopping is easier this way" "Come on lady! 'Fifteen items or less'!" "My new headphones have arrived!" "I saw those on a TV infomercial" "They reduce noise right?" "Yes, but these aren't any infomercial!" "These are engineered to eliminate noise from rocket ships!" "I couldn't hear a frieight train wearin' these!" "This is a brand new, state-of-the-art teach gear, baby!" "Why do you need them?" "SNORK" "Back they go."