La Cucaracha by Lalo Alcaraz for November 30, 2014

Um… what does First Lady Obama have to do with turnips?

Do they all go in the oven together? Or do you do something else with them?

The real joke is that we now talk about lunch from the fed govt now as if it’s rationally understood to be something they should provide. .If you don’t like your lunch, guess what? you can keep it – just vote for Hillary next time around.

School lunches are one of those things best controlled by local authorities. The healthiest lunch in the world is useless if the kids won’t eat them.

Huh?

But when I bring my barbacoa tamale with nopale and flintcorn salad they make me throw it away and try to make me eat grits and watermelon.

What the heck are you talking about? Who’s taking away food kids bring to school to eat? Oh, right, nobody. And what’s with the food stereotyping? If you don’t understand the pain that can cause, I suggest this article from a couple days ago.

I want Kobe and Lobster like the obamas get to eat.

Well then, why not just ask the Kochs or the Waltons or Sheldon Adelson to invite you over to dinner? Better yet, why not just go with the food you (falsely) claimed gets thrown away? That stuff’s delicious.

Didn’t your parents tell you that you could grow up to be president? Hurry up and get elected. All the Lobster Thermidor and Kobe Bryant you can eat.

Sounds good for adults, but if you force your children to eat that concoction, they will hate you.