The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 06, 2014
November 05, 2014
November 07, 2014
Transcript:
Bone on stage: ...So the cop gives me a ticket for driving in the carpal lane!
Bone on left: I though you said this guy was funny?
Bone on right: I said humerus.
I hate to sound sternum… but I got a bone to pick with you guys…Leaving me no funny bones to work with…I mean, I never metatarsal that would make a good joke….Oh well…. maybe to marrow morning… I’ll get up patella good one.
Appropriate that I’m reading this via a digital medium. And I’m typing digitally as well. Come to think about it, it’s always been a digital world. Now we use our base 10 hands to run a base 2 machine. I don’t use the stereotypical term “Binary”, I prefer “Metronary”.
cheap_day_return about 10 years ago
What kind of joint is this, anyways?
Arianne about 10 years ago
Funny? You wish, bone! -Al S., lol!
Bilan about 10 years ago
He’s triceping too hard, but will never be head and shoulders above the rest.
Arianne about 10 years ago
Yeah, when it comes to topics, he’s got tunnel vision.
bigger Nate about 10 years ago
ahh give him a break
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
I hate to sound sternum… but I got a bone to pick with you guys…Leaving me no funny bones to work with…I mean, I never metatarsal that would make a good joke….Oh well…. maybe to marrow morning… I’ll get up patella good one.
cdward about 10 years ago
It’s going tibia one of those days, eh?
Arianne about 10 years ago
Chuckles! for everyone! But… Susan…. Brava!!!
J Short about 10 years ago
This guy thought it was funny.
J Short about 10 years ago
Don’t for get his dog.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
Appropriate that I’m reading this via a digital medium. And I’m typing digitally as well. Come to think about it, it’s always been a digital world. Now we use our base 10 hands to run a base 2 machine. I don’t use the stereotypical term “Binary”, I prefer “Metronary”.
jreckard about 10 years ago
The quality of these comments is tendon downwards.
Fantom Premium Member about 10 years ago
Give him a break.
Bargrove about 10 years ago
Some of these comments have osteoporosis. I’m hopingmy friend Cal and see’m.
jreckard about 10 years ago
Instead of the silly one that he’s wearing, I think he should put on a bowne tie.
J Quest about 10 years ago
His delivery was a little dry (and that’s no fib-ula!)
What? Me worried ? about 10 years ago
“I got a girl named Bonie Maronie
She as skinnie as a stick of macaronie "
This old Special Azz 5 can’t carry a tune in a bucket ! hahahahha
What? Me worried ? about 10 years ago
F F T ? Those the days ! hahahaha