Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 12, 2014
Transcript:
Bob: Y'know...I try to cut down on eating and I exercise daily... Joe: Really? Give me an example. Bob: Well...my daily routine is to walk to lunch and make sure I get a balanced meal in accordance with the food pyramid. Joe: Gee, how weird... You walk a whole block to McWendy's for a triple cheeseburger and fries and still gain weight? Bob: And it's a medium order of fries! Joe: Ah, the mystery deepens.
watmiwori about 10 years ago
Life simply ISN’T fair!
Varnes about 10 years ago
One piece of toast = a 20 minute walk….
AKHenderson Premium Member about 10 years ago
The food pyramid is fattening. Too many carbs.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Just how tall did he make this ‘Food Pyramid’?
jreckard about 10 years ago
Food Pyramid? Again, we’re back to denial.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
Food pyramid always sounded like a scheme to me…
davidh48 about 10 years ago
Yeah, but they DID have big plates of them in the 60’s, us Boy Scouts would gobble them after meetings (and the staff made sure we got extras).
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
we have one of those kfcs at the end of my block, and I see people (who are overweight) who live in my building, drive up there to ge a lunch… Humm.
Arianne about 10 years ago
Don’t forget to mention the diet soft drink. -The liquor bottle seems conspicuous in panels 2 and 4. It brings to mind that old saying: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
dabugger about 10 years ago
Before exercise, did he have his lunch delivered?
nosirrom about 10 years ago
The food pyramid sphinxs!
Dr.silly about 10 years ago
Can you ever get anything right? -——————————————————————-
And break his streak? Never!
Can't Sleep about 10 years ago
Nabucadabra just makes all that up.In fact, I wonder if somebody didn’t make him up.
Gokie5 about 10 years ago
I think that Bob should scale down to a double cheeseburger.
dflak about 10 years ago
BMI – one size fits all body types. 6 foot, 205 lbs all muscle is overweight. 6 foot, 200 lbs all flab is healthy.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 10 years ago
To the comic — Gaaaack!!To suemarlucan — Sorry to hear you have the dreaded cancer. I had cancer too — 10 years ago — I’ve been fairly thin my whole life and have always danced several times a week too. Cancer’s no fun but you get through it, learn from it and go on.