Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for December 11, 2014
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Mom: You ar not going to eat all those cookies- Alice: I know. I'm going to push them through the mail slot for Dill. Mom: What? Why? Alice: Because guess what? It turns out Dill is one of Santa's Little Helpers. Mom: ALICE! Alice: Will this guarantee me a favorable rating on your Naughty/Nice Report to the Jolly Red One? Dill: A guarantee'll cost you a fried bologna sandwich and half a Boston Cream Pie. But his is a start.
nufalready almost 10 years ago
Dill is smarter than I gave him credit for!
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Dill, for shame! You’re turning into a little extortionist! Alice, don’t give in; he’ll just demand more, and more, and more!
T_Lexi almost 10 years ago
Dill’s brothers probably get most of the food at Dill’s house…
Strod almost 10 years ago
I thought Dill was an endearing, naive, innocent little boy. Now I see that the only one being naive was me.
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
The “Jolly Red One?” How about the “Big Red One?” My grandfather was in that…
Thomas R. Williams almost 10 years ago
“Nice little Christmas tree you got there. Be a shame if nothing showed up under it on a certain Day….”
Loijen almost 10 years ago
Hey … if you are going to pass out Boston Crème Pies … never mind it would be two dimensional!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Way to go, Dill! Don’t let yourself be bought off so easily. Working for peanuts is for circus elephants.
Ol Skool almost 10 years ago
Alice, while you are at it, can you fix me a fried bologna sammich too, it’s been a long time since i have had one
luvdafuneez almost 10 years ago
Just a HALF a BCP?