Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for December 03, 2014

So they have to eat the bag too, right?

This takes plying with your food to a whole new level.

It’s a woolly Funyon bag. It’s been in the machine too long.

I stalked and killed a box of Cheerios this morning, does that make me a cereal killer?

What’s a funyon?

Funyuns are in the same food class as Wyngz. Yep, that’s a real thing.

I heard they are pretty fierce in the wild…

Funyons aren’t fun for someone who has to sit next to you on a cross-state bus ride. Just ask the guy who sat next to me.

It’s hard to kill a funyon. I am glad they were successful. Many of men aren’t.

Next stop, taxidermist …

Those two are really putting the fun in funyons.

Ah, the Great White Hunters strike again! They should mount the bag on wood and hang it in the trophy case!

(This one is especially hilarious!)

The great thing about the Paleo Diet? If you’re lucky, you get to live to the ripe old age of 30!