I was driving in heavy traffic on Portland’s 205 center lane. Heavy traffic passing me on either side. The car in front was going much slower. I was a non-descript little van looking like the rear canopy was maybe home made, No chance to pass with the other lanes crowded. I said to my passenger “I wish this clown would speed up or get out of the way.”A bit later I finally got to move left and pass. When I got to the front of the slowpoke, I glanced to the right. It WAS a clown car with a big red nose on the front and driven by a clown in full costume.
Upstate South Carolina I-85, between Spartanburg and North Carolina, is the worst. You can go anywhere and see one trailer truck going 63 passing a trailer truck going 62. Only in upstate South Carolina do you see cars doing the same thing.
As a driver of a larger vehicle, pass away just don’t get in front and slow down and that happens 90% of the time someone passes me. They just want to be in front because they can’t see around, in reality I want to go faster than they are but they speed up when I try to pass then slow down.
jackhs almost 10 years ago
I was driving in heavy traffic on Portland’s 205 center lane. Heavy traffic passing me on either side. The car in front was going much slower. I was a non-descript little van looking like the rear canopy was maybe home made, No chance to pass with the other lanes crowded. I said to my passenger “I wish this clown would speed up or get out of the way.”A bit later I finally got to move left and pass. When I got to the front of the slowpoke, I glanced to the right. It WAS a clown car with a big red nose on the front and driven by a clown in full costume.
jbmlaw01 almost 10 years ago
Upstate South Carolina I-85, between Spartanburg and North Carolina, is the worst. You can go anywhere and see one trailer truck going 63 passing a trailer truck going 62. Only in upstate South Carolina do you see cars doing the same thing.
angelfiredragon almost 10 years ago
As a driver of a larger vehicle, pass away just don’t get in front and slow down and that happens 90% of the time someone passes me. They just want to be in front because they can’t see around, in reality I want to go faster than they are but they speed up when I try to pass then slow down.
linsonl almost 10 years ago
Don’t get me started about Atlanta traffic.
jtviper7 almost 10 years ago
If you thought that the white or Black rhinos were almost extinct…The Big Blue Rhino is the last one…
dflak almost 10 years ago
Hey governor, New Jersey called. They want their barrels back.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Eeew, I definitely do not want to behind that Blue Rhino if it blows.
pierreandnicole almost 10 years ago
Stay behind Kim or the Kardasian of your choice long enough and soon you’ll be seeing a change of color. Sorry… couldn’t resist.
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
“Pass Go, Collect $200”…
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
Good luck. You might want to buy vests for you and your family.