Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2014
December 09, 2014
December 11, 2014
Transcript:
Cobra Carson: Where's the real Rodeo Jones, lake front? Rodeo Jones: You wouldn't shoot me! I'm too good a kisser! Cobra Carson: Oh, please! You've got lips like a mummified mongoose! Rodeo Jones: Yow! Cobra Carson: Now talk! Rip Haywire: Hey, Cobra! Just passin' by... whazzup? Cobra Carson: Ha! I knew you weren't dead, Rip! Skull has Rodeo! I've been playing along with his scheme trying to get my sugar bullet Sheriff back. Rip Haywire: Why didn't you ask me for help? As your ex, I... Cobra Carson: Uh... awkward. TNT: Yeh, Rip, you really need to watch more romantic comedies.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
Rip, remember that you are the married type now. Stop socializing with the single ladies without your wife present.
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wow, six panels today! I’m impressed, Dan.
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
With shootin’ like that, Cobra, you’re threatenin’ his family jewels.
What? Me worried ? almost 10 years ago
How would she know what mummified mongoose lips are like ? Has she kissed many ?
warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago
No one should watch more romantic comedies
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Well, well, well… Cobra will never cease to amaze me. She really does like Rodeo Jones.…And let’s not forget Rodeo’s little sister, Mini-Cobra.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
I think she like Rodeo because he has some loot stashed away…
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
I hope Breezy won’t hear about this and give her the wrong impression; she and Rip are married now, with a bun in the oven!