Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 10, 2014

Transcript:

Cobra Carson: Where's the real Rodeo Jones, lake front? Rodeo Jones: You wouldn't shoot me! I'm too good a kisser! Cobra Carson: Oh, please! You've got lips like a mummified mongoose! Rodeo Jones: Yow! Cobra Carson: Now talk! Rip Haywire: Hey, Cobra! Just passin' by... whazzup? Cobra Carson: Ha! I knew you weren't dead, Rip! Skull has Rodeo! I've been playing along with his scheme trying to get my sugar bullet Sheriff back. Rip Haywire: Why didn't you ask me for help? As your ex, I... Cobra Carson: Uh... awkward. TNT: Yeh, Rip, you really need to watch more romantic comedies.