Pickles by Brian Crane for December 13, 2014

The Lego peice can be recovered (although not a pleasant experience), the icing…..not too likely. Even though they probably both disappeared for the same reason.

Get a life, Earl !!!

Maybe Roscoe thought Earl’s Poptart was a puptart.

This, too, shall pass.

Thanks nieghbor, that wieghed on my mind.

If the dog ate that Lego piece, he needs to go to the vet, pronto!

Blame Opal for both.

“I before E except after C or when followed by G as in neighbor and weigh”.And then there’s Budweiser".

I before E except after C – now that is weird! ……Half the frosting missing on his pop tart – sue the company!!

#Firstworldproblems

That’s what life is… A big disappointment.

Most of the time.

xxx

Don’t worry about your LEGO piece, Nelson. It, too, shall pass!

“Or when sounding like A as in “neighbor” or “weigh”,And “weird” is a weird word."

“Use i before e” Unless you have a reason not to, use ie as in thief, believe, priest, etc. “Except after c” Means: use cei as in receive, deceive, ceiling, etc. “Or when sounded as “EYE” or “AY”as in Einstein and weigh.”Or when sounded as EYE or AY Means: use ei in “EYE” words such as Einstein, Eileen,  Heidi, stein, Steinbrenner, etc.  It also means use ei in “AY” words such as weigh, eight, vein, veil. “Neither, weird, foreign, leisure,Seize, forfeit, and heightAre Exceptions spelled right” And so are: protein and caffeine forfeiture, codeine, heifer, etc. Memorize these! “But don’t let the C-I-E-N words get you uptight!” Means: cien as in efficient, ancient, conscience, and sufficient etc.

I could never figure out what “way” had to do with anything!