Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 05, 2015
January 04, 2015
January 06, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Petey, did you ever give your friend Viola her present? Petey: MOM. NOT IN FRONT OF ALICE. Mom: Well, you missed all of Hanukkah. The twelfth day of Christmas is Wednesday. Petey: I'll wait for Groundhog Day. Mom: You don't give a girl a stuffed gila monster on Groundhog Day! Petey: I think it's very appropriate. Alice: What do you mean, "not in front of Alice?" EVERYTHING is in front of Alice!
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Alice has a point there.
cdward almost 10 years ago
Everything is in front of Alice.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
it will be all over town, in a secondThank you Alice.
pumaman almost 10 years ago
Anything behind Alice doesn’t count.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
OMG, yes! “Everything is in front of Alice!” —Yes, of course! Why didn’t I see this before? It is the Secret of the Universe!
steverinoCT almost 10 years ago
Just piling up the wisdom here:“Everything is in front of Alice!”“You can’t tie a banjo man down!”
Soon we’ll have enough to run our own fortune cookie factory.
J Quest almost 10 years ago
Sometimes it seems that everything is an affront to Alice, also!
Ivy Valory Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but if January 6th is Epiphany (and it always is), then the 12th day of Christmas is today.
Bob. almost 10 years ago
2010 CR
scyphi26 almost 10 years ago
Because if it’s not in front of Alice, it doesn’t exist.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
Well, it does explain why they don’t have a third child.