Cul de Sac by Richard Thompson for January 05, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: Petey, did you ever give your friend Viola her present? Petey: MOM. NOT IN FRONT OF ALICE. Mom: Well, you missed all of Hanukkah. The twelfth day of Christmas is Wednesday. Petey: I'll wait for Groundhog Day. Mom: You don't give a girl a stuffed gila monster on Groundhog Day! Petey: I think it's very appropriate. Alice: What do you mean, "not in front of Alice?" EVERYTHING is in front of Alice!
Just piling up the wisdom here:“Everything is in front of Alice!”“You can’t tie a banjo man down!”
Soon we’ll have enough to run our own fortune cookie factory.