Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 15, 2014

There’s only one white wizard in Middle Earth and he’s actually turned bad.. Never heard of any black wizards in Middle Earth, the main villain is a necromancer not a black wizard.

Not funny

and they were blue…

So, where are the Hobbits hairy feet? He must be an impostor.

when the wizard is sensitive about it, you have your answer

So that’s what happened to one of the blue wizards.

not funny…but so true

“Yes, all us hobbits are alike you prejudiced wizard.”

He based his comment on a single question from one hobbit, so now who is really wrong?

I’m pretty sure they think all orcs are bad – does that make them racist?

He was never called Sauron the Black. Gorthaur the Cruel, yes. He was never a wizard, either, although he and the wizards were all maiar, as were the balrogs.

Some of people need the “slash s” tag, others get sarcasm.

So inappropriate. Not at all funny!!!!

Just as inappropriate a comment as the strip!

Your handle should be “Oldandstupid”.

“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?”“Are all you people in Oz so judgmental?”

Instant brown rice cooks in10-12 minutes. Instant white rice cooks in only five minutes. A blatant example of white privilege by DNC standards.

Second most boring comment on this thread…

Yawn. Third most boring comment on this thread. Zzzzzzzz….

Mallard?

That was only in the movie. In the book he met a much more satisfying end.

Morgoth and Sauron were greater and lesser Angels according to the Sillmarilion.

So, the Hobbit must return to middle earth? Does this make him one of the original Mole People?.Well, the Wizard certainly does not look like Superman…

Good Wizards are North and South, Wicked Wizards are East and West.

Just the Obamite hobbits.

Except the Ents weren’t his end. It was his grimy little worm-tongued minion’s backstabbery.