How far in reindeer miles does Santa fly on Cristmas Eve? How far is that in poronkusemas? The poronkusema is a Finnish obsolete distance unit equal to about four miles—how far a reindeer can travel without stopping to urinate. Multiply by 8 or 9 reindeer… Santa is the one who has to put up with the frequent stops.
In traditional lore, Santa Claus’s sleigh is led by eight reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,and Blitzen, with Rudolph being a 20th-century inclusion.
“You said “He’s (meaning he is)”.or belonging to he — just as “Jake’s” could mean “Jake is” or “belonging to Jake” — most usually written as “his”also most likely the result of the inability of machines to correctly guess what is going on in human minds, even though they are getting frighteningly close sometimes..It’s fun to spell something wrongly on the search bar and still see Google figure out what you meant to spell and giving you the results you wanted.
baddawg1989 about 10 years ago
Plus drinking all that milk at every house doesn’t help. :-)
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 10 years ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go.
Llewellenbruce about 10 years ago
He’s prostrate is probably going bad.
gimmickgenius about 10 years ago
About 1,700 years old now but how does that fit into Id’s Medieval chronology?
Wasbluskies about 10 years ago
Ah, yes. The “Golden” years.
ghretighoti about 10 years ago
How far in reindeer miles does Santa fly on Cristmas Eve? How far is that in poronkusemas? The poronkusema is a Finnish obsolete distance unit equal to about four miles—how far a reindeer can travel without stopping to urinate. Multiply by 8 or 9 reindeer… Santa is the one who has to put up with the frequent stops.
Argy.Bargy2 about 10 years ago
LOL!!!!
thirdguy about 10 years ago
Run, run, Rudolf, Santa’s got to make it to town!Now we know why!
Neat '33 about 10 years ago
Um; Where are the rest of the reindeer ???
Sailor46 USN 65-95 about 10 years ago
Santa’s missing a five Reindeer,
In traditional lore, Santa Claus’s sleigh is led by eight reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,and Blitzen, with Rudolph being a 20th-century inclusion.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
Merry Christmas everyone…
brklnbern about 10 years ago
That’s how prostates are.
boldyuma about 10 years ago
and the poor little girl said..“Mommy..Mommy..Santa flings poo!”
kab2rb about 10 years ago
I know that feeling of needing to go all the time and I drink less then Santa does.
Brian Fink about 10 years ago
Wow, never thought Id see Arius and Tom Lehrer together… Merry Christmas! Christ is born, glorify Him!
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 10 years ago
“You said “He’s (meaning he is)”.or belonging to he — just as “Jake’s” could mean “Jake is” or “belonging to Jake” — most usually written as “his”also most likely the result of the inability of machines to correctly guess what is going on in human minds, even though they are getting frighteningly close sometimes..It’s fun to spell something wrongly on the search bar and still see Google figure out what you meant to spell and giving you the results you wanted.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace about 10 years ago
(hey, I’m just trying to help he out)