Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 24, 2014

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    baddawg1989  about 10 years ago

    Plus drinking all that milk at every house doesn’t help. :-)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    When you gotta go, you gotta go.

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    Llewellenbruce  about 10 years ago

    He’s prostrate is probably going bad.

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    gimmickgenius  about 10 years ago

    About 1,700 years old now but how does that fit into Id’s Medieval chronology?

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    Wasbluskies  about 10 years ago

    Ah, yes. The “Golden” years.

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    ghretighoti  about 10 years ago

    How far in reindeer miles does Santa fly on Cristmas Eve? How far is that in poronkusemas? The poronkusema is a Finnish obsolete distance unit equal to about four miles—how far a reindeer can travel without stopping to urinate. Multiply by 8 or 9 reindeer… Santa is the one who has to put up with the frequent stops.

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    Argy.Bargy2  about 10 years ago

    LOL!!!!

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    thirdguy  about 10 years ago

    Run, run, Rudolf, Santa’s got to make it to town!Now we know why!

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    Neat '33  about 10 years ago

    Um; Where are the rest of the reindeer ???

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  about 10 years ago

    Santa’s missing a five Reindeer,

    In traditional lore, Santa Claus’s sleigh is led by eight reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner,and Blitzen, with Rudolph being a 20th-century inclusion.

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    neverenoughgold  about 10 years ago

    Merry Christmas everyone…

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    brklnbern  about 10 years ago

    That’s how prostates are.

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    boldyuma  about 10 years ago

    and the poor little girl said..“Mommy..Mommy..Santa flings poo!”

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    kab2rb  about 10 years ago

    I know that feeling of needing to go all the time and I drink less then Santa does.

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    Brian Fink  about 10 years ago

    Wow, never thought Id see Arius and Tom Lehrer together… Merry Christmas! Christ is born, glorify Him!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    “You said “He’s (meaning he is)”.or belonging to he — just as “Jake’s” could mean “Jake is” or “belonging to Jake” — most usually written as “his”also most likely the result of the inability of machines to correctly guess what is going on in human minds, even though they are getting frighteningly close sometimes..It’s fun to spell something wrongly on the search bar and still see Google figure out what you meant to spell and giving you the results you wanted.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  about 10 years ago

    (hey, I’m just trying to help he out)

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