Pickles by Brian Crane for December 14, 2014

You don’t joke about a thing like that, mister!

You want wifi, Opal? Call the company that provides it. Wait a minute… you’ll need the wifi to do that, right?

Don’t joke about WiFi with Wifey.

At least Opal is not afraid to tackle a smart phone.

He forgot to say, “now hop on one leg, and scream like a chicken!”

Opal, for what it’s worth, I’d have whacked him too.

rub tummy, pat head, repeat

He really didn’t deserve that. What a sore head. Can’t take a joke.

He really didn’t deserve that. What a sore head. She can dish it out, but she can’t take it.

I have the same problems with my GPS. Half-way down the Interstate, te thing goes blank and then asks if I’m indoors.

Now, that’s a Lazy Boy.

I told someone that you had to sacrifice a goat during the full moon. That person then asked where he could get a live goat !!

Years ago I would have got rid of her AFTER the first night…

Now that was FUNNY! bout spit out my coffee.

Good old Earl. A real “gotcha”!

If I had £1 for every time Opal pushed Earl on the floor while he was on his chair… I would be jetting off to Vegas right now.

xxx

“I wonder if Earl and Opal even have an internet connection in their home. You need one of those first, then a router that can broadcast a WiFi signal.”.When I hae a chance, I like to park within a block of the public library in Century or withing a quarter mile of Byrneville Elementary School since they have better and free WiFi.

I just a tablet and needed to connect to my home Wifi, but after three years I couldn’t remember my uername or password. It took 2 calls to the cable company but it was definately worth it once I got online.