The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 03, 2015

That kid will grow up to be the engineer of the Starship Ecterprise.Get it?

C’mon, Doc. Don’t blow it.

I laughed so hard milk shot out my nose.

If there is trouble they can use the finger to get it out.

i need to take a breather from commenting today

Come on people. This is nothing to sneeze at.But I’ve had enough, so I think I’ll sinus off for the day.

“Did you ever kiss your Honey, When your nose was kinda runny? You may think it’s funny, But it’s not.” Something I learned from my 8th grade Algebra teacher.

With those feet, that is definitely a nose that will run.

…I’m going to pick that nose, and watch it as it grows, in my garden…

That kid will hit the ground running. We;ll call him Mucus. Then, they can all run with Mucus. (It snot another Mel Brooks reference; it really snot.)

cute little booger

The kid will probably be a little snot.

Twin’s? Not!

Do it like a mathematician and work it out with a pencil!

Oh man, I’m just glad I delayed eating before reading the above comments. You guys are SO funny…snort, snort….

Ewwwwwww

I had this weird dream about the neonasal unit and when I woke up, my ears were full of boogers.

This is snot exactly what I wanted.

The dreaded double snot cannon

You are all very punny!!!

Well, eeewww. Eew. Very funny and then punny though.