Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for January 08, 2015

Seems unlikely you can bend in that outfit, Bucky.

Lemme just have my assistant Satchel here grab my pen and hand it over to me so I can write you a VERY sternly-worded admonition about demeaning my bona fides.

“Average” is a very generous evaluation.

Bucky will appear next in the SkyMall catalog.

@Liverlips : Hey! Those are Fido’s bones! Put them back!

It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Stupid Kitty!

Try using the litter box. Try ‘running’ away from Fungo if he happens to break in again. I can’t wait. Rob should just buy new desk accessories and leave Bucky ‘tied up’ or should I say ‘taped up’ safely in his closet.

Quick call Ronco – it’s a Desk Kitty!!

“I scratch kitty litter on you” will now take its place with “I fart in your general direction” in my list of standard retorts.

He’s less an average desk accessory and more an agressive desk accessory

I Like.

f he could reach those scissors, he would be armed and … .and…. .and…. He can’t reach the scissors and he has forgotten he is Bucky Katt – he has clawsI thought superheroes had to have some brains. Even the Tick had some brains. In his sidekick Mothboy.