Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 06, 2015

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 10 years ago

    How To Build An Evil Empire

    STEP 1: Competition

    STEP 2: Working Capital

    STEP 3: Expansion Plans

    STEP 4: Potential Markets

    STEP 5: Profit

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    Ida No  almost 10 years ago

    Where’s the Mickey Mouse ears?The Evil Empire has Mickey Mouse ears.

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    therese_callahan2002  almost 10 years ago

    See Dick zap Jane!

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    Dave Ferro  almost 10 years ago

    How To Build An Evil Empire1. Declare yourself Premier of the area2. Build walls to keep anyone from escaping3. Declare everything to be state-owned4. Pay everyone the same – next to nothing5. Rule with an iron fist

    (Credit where credit is due: Soviet Union, China, Cuba…)

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    “This is an ambitious plan, Mr. Raider. Do you have any collateral?”

    “Help me or you’ll be collateral.”

    “That works.”

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    Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    McRaider’s?

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    Alabama Al  almost 10 years ago

    Rule #1: Shooting is NOT too good for your enemies.

    From 100 Things To Do If You Ever Become An Evil Overlord

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