I thought they promoted you to "head of store security"
Keep it down, son!
Im undercover as a stock clerk!
Some "promotion"...
That uniform is totally blowing my cover.
“The store must be losing more stock through the storeroom than through the front door.”.Remember after 9-11-01 they realized the box cutters used to hijack the planes were placed there by people supposed to clean and clear the planes? They placed cameras all over the place to catch suspicious activity. They discovered the people supposed to move the luggage from one place to the next and to look for suspicious items were going through it to see what they could steal..I always left my luggage unlocked so they could get in easier.My feelings were hurt that I never had anything they wanted.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 9 years ago
Covert operations
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
The store must be losing more stock through the storeroom than through the front door.
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 9 years ago
[furry-faced grin] Wonderful comic Robb!!! Very real!!!++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++This should be a wonderful story arc!!!!!
Gokie5 over 9 years ago
The pay is what matters, Joe. The PAY!
hippogriff over 9 years ago
Observer fo Irony: Most do.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction over 9 years ago
“The store must be losing more stock through the storeroom than through the front door.”.Remember after 9-11-01 they realized the box cutters used to hijack the planes were placed there by people supposed to clean and clear the planes? They placed cameras all over the place to catch suspicious activity. They discovered the people supposed to move the luggage from one place to the next and to look for suspicious items were going through it to see what they could steal..I always left my luggage unlocked so they could get in easier.My feelings were hurt that I never had anything they wanted.