Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 18, 2015
Transcript:
Goat: What do you have there, Rat? Rat: Brand new smartphone. It's incredible. These things can do anything now. Goat; Like what? Rat: I can monitor my health, my physical activity, my heart rate. I can ask it questions. It can pay for things wirelessly. It can take dictation. Oh, and it sends me updates on local weather, so I always have the latest information instantaneously. Goat: Cool, well, show me something. Rat: Okay, here. Watch it download the latest weather info. Goat: it's gonna rain. Rat: Hang on. Still Downloading.
Sherlock Watson almost 10 years ago
That’s the big problem with smartphones — people rely on them so much that they don’t have smarts of their own anymore.:I’ll stick with my GS170.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I enjoy my smartphone and my tablet, but for the weather, I still look out from my front window. Darn near 100% accurate.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
I don’t own a Smartphone, but does get a tad annoying on my Tablet to hit the “Refresh” button and it doesn’t refresh when it comes to the weather.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Look up, Rat! Look up!The trouble is not the smartphone, but rather its obsessive user….
usfellers almost 10 years ago
@Sherlock Watson – I’ve got the ‘smarts’, haven’t got a smartphone. Got a 13 year-old phone that does exactly what I want and that is make and receive calls. I think it was Ogden Nash who observed:“There, there little luxury, don’t you cry,You’ll be a necessity bye and bye”.
Reppr Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Smartphone is a nice multi-tool…but not a necessity. Fast phone + slow download = frustrated user.
jreckard almost 10 years ago
It’s not smart enough to get in out of the rain.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
why do people need necks anymore, they just look down now.
Matthew Davis almost 10 years ago
Smart phones: not very smart, and not very good phones.
Defective Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I hook my smartphone up to my wifi and it downloads effectively as fast as my computer. I have a trac phone that I buy yearly minutes with. For some things, it’s actually more convenient to use the phone now, rather than my computer. I can even take calls over my wifi, and send texts, so I’m not even using minutes! Can’t do that with an old phone. One of the most cost saving purchases I’ve made, since I need a mobile phone anyway. 8 bucks a month for a phone isn’t bad.
vwdualnomand almost 10 years ago
must be usng at&t data plan.
Ronin almost 10 years ago
Ya’ll are some old fogies…
doublepaw almost 10 years ago
Next thing you know people will be upgrading to electric typewriters.
Chrisstopher almost 10 years ago
Believe me, a smartphone can save your life during spring in Oklahoma.
FlatheadFord almost 10 years ago
Yep, weather rocks are 101% accurate.
A_NY_Outlaw almost 10 years ago
sounds just like my smartphone…
3pibgorn9 almost 10 years ago
heh heh
YatInExile almost 10 years ago
It’s only “instantaneous” if you’re on Wi-fi.
gaslightguy almost 10 years ago
Still have a flip phone. Doesn’t even have a camera. It makes and receives calls. What a concept!!
chrisjb88 almost 10 years ago
Lmfao nice
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I’m guessing your Smartphone is also waterproof, Rat?
I sure hope so!
xxx
jbmlaw01 almost 10 years ago
Bought a no-contract Nokia Windows 8 phone last month for $29. Pretty good now that I am using it.
Spyderred almost 10 years ago
He must have Comcast or Verizon. Ever since the monetization of the internet by creating fast-slow lanes went public, the cable providers has continued to fail to update its hardware or software, Comcast stripped all virus protection out and charged users to prevent it from feeding malware to their machines, and they’ve all lobbied the FCC board to see things their way. Even the President has commented about the poor quality of internet providers in the US. We’ve become the Yugoslavia of the West.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
It’s funny when people ONLINE take an anti-technology stance.
claire de la lune. almost 10 years ago
Now that’s a phone!
sunchaunzo almost 10 years ago
I have a basic pre-paid flip phone; don’t need or want anything else.
usfellers almost 10 years ago
@smashedatomsNo mate, just haven’t got time to be bothered with all the silly stuff.
SMALLFRANK1 almost 2 years ago
oof, phones have changed