Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 08, 2015

So much for daydreaming…

That is one scary principal’s office.

Death Ray Blaster on Frappe? Ok, mine too.

Given his vocabulary, and imagination for his age he is going to be great, maybe even a cartoonist.

I just noticed the new title of the strip: Exploring Calvin and Hobbes. I guess I just never paid attention before. So I must be very much like Calvin himself. And we’re all a little Spaceman Spiff, these days.

Miss Wormwood is breaking the 4th wall, is she going to teach that to the students?

What a cruel fate! I wouln’t like this and to be burned alive, too!!

It was artwork like this — rather, the pressure not to submit artwork like this — that no doubt caused Watterson’s dissatisfaction with the newspaper biz. The word "epic’ is an understatement.

Spaceman Spiff is my favorite Calvin flight of fancy.

I wonder if somebody has made a list of the settings on Spaceman Spiff’s blaster!

Hmm, the C&H wiki mentions “Shake-n’-Bake”, “Medium Well”, “Deep Fat-fry”, “Frappe” and “Liquefy”, but doesn’t claim to be definitive: http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Spaceman_Spiff

Why, “Sorry, no!” You’re not sorry at all. LOL

the perfect cliffhanger

tomorrow we see how spaceman spiff will escape this situation :-)

Hey teacher please get rid of that dress and go on a diet.Don’t you want to look like Doris Day?

Unless I am mistaken, Albert Einstein was reported to daydream during class when he was a youngster. Wait! Could it be? Is Calvin actually Einstein in his childhood years?.Naaaaa, likely not…

Hmmm; wonder if they could re-make a movie of Walter Mitty with Calvin as the hero ???

Nun’Ya Bidness said, about 12 hours ago@frank coronaIay = ‘I’ in pig Latin.Oday should be ‘do’.So it means “I do”..Bsolutelyaay orrectcay!

oh boy, a skeleton. the teacher is really evil

Good practice, Calvin. You can use that one when you grow up and have to set in bored meetings.

Poor Calvin!

Imagination can be a terrible thing sometimes.

xxx

I think they just missed Calvin’s learning style.

Calvin probably went to the principal’s office…