The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for January 08, 2015
January 07, 2015
January 09, 2015
Transcript:
Truth in Advertising Tony the Tiger: They'rrre just okay. Doctor: It's emphysema. Ronald McDonald: Maybe take it easy on the milkshakes. Man: Hey! You're not supposed to melt in my hand! Red M&M: At my age, it's hard to control.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The clown never offered milkshakes. They carefully call them shakes, as they’ve never contained milk.
jreckard almost 10 years ago
It’s the fake thing.Keeps going … for a while.When you don’t care very much, but you want to send the very last minute.Have it your weight.
J Short almost 10 years ago
Schaefer is the one beer to have when you’re having more than one.Interpretation: It’s a cheap beer to get buzz on.
Qiset almost 10 years ago
Most likely the grimmace (sp) wasn’t eating at Mac Dee’s. So he was actually getting a Milk Shake.
Francis Lapeyre Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Actually, Joe Camel died from cancer of the hump.
Packratjohn Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Extend this to Customer Service: “Your call is important to us; Just not THAT important”.When the recording tells me, “This call may be recorded….”, I say “Oh please, oh please, oh please”.Then there’s the “Unusually high call volume” routine….. At three in the morning?