Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 29, 2014

Hahahaha!

I was given the gift of unemployment and my felines still insist on being fed at 4:00 in the morning.

Just trying to help…

I don’t see why he’s so upset. They’re just trying to help. He should be thanking them.

Cute comic! I’ve had nights like this without cats.

This is why Roy, Chester, and Mama Taffy are locked out of the bedroom at night. They still make noise and play, just not in our room. Poodle goes right to sleep in bed with us, no problems…Until she wants out.

When I try to sleep, my cats just ask for cuddles.

Love Puck’s pajamas and bunny slippers.

CN News……always on top of the story.I don’t know how the man can try to sleep.I find the story is keeping folks on the edge of their seats…..such riveting journalism to say the least.They could help him sleep if they all get together, get right up in his face, and breathe….help calm him with good old cat breath.

This is typical 5 am wake up and feed me behavior at my house!

Lupin: The man has to get up early tomorrow. Here’s Elvis with continuing coverage.

Elvis: Lupin, I’m here where the man is trying to fall asleep. Here’s Puck with more.

Man: Elvis, c’mon -

Puck: The man has an important job interview tomorrow, so it’s crucial he wake up early.

Lupin: We here at CN News will not rest until the man does. Elvis, is the man asleep?

Elvis: Nope.

Man: Uggh.

Puck: I’m slowly knocking everything off this shelf, so these things won’t distract him -

[CRASH]

Man: PUCK, STOP!

Lupin: I’m batting the man’s cell phone under the bed so thr alarm won’t disturb him.

Man: NOT NOW LUPIN GO TO SLEEP!

[CRASH]

Elvis: We’re in hour 7 of the man trying to sleep -

Man: OH GOD STOP IT!!