Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 08, 2015
January 07, 2015
January 09, 2015
Transcript:
R.I.P. Mr. Scruffles Dad, where do kitties go when they die? Same place mommy went to when she left us. To your former best friends house? Yeah. See if you can fit it through the mail slot.
Dad: “Now, let’s drive around and find more cats. Hopefully, the ones that have been at the side of the road for more than a few hours.”Daughter: “You’re very kind, to be caring for the poor dead cats this way, Dad.”Dad: “Thank you. I try.”
Lest some of you judge this vignette too harshly, you should always be aware other cultures have customs differing from ours. Cat meat, properly aged and having been rubbed in catnip, is considered a delicacy in some parts of our world..And also, this could be a scene from an alternate universe. For instance, one of the universes next door has customs that we might find repugnant, but which they find quite natural: the Fleekwits of AV 1128m7 send their bodily waste FED-EX to each other every holiday season. They consider it “the perfect gift.”
manteo16nc almost 10 years ago
Humor AND Pro-tips! I like this!
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Dad: “Now, let’s drive around and find more cats. Hopefully, the ones that have been at the side of the road for more than a few hours.”Daughter: “You’re very kind, to be caring for the poor dead cats this way, Dad.”Dad: “Thank you. I try.”
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
You. You along the roadYou must have codeThat you can live by.…Just can’t beat the classics.
emptc12 almost 10 years ago
Lest some of you judge this vignette too harshly, you should always be aware other cultures have customs differing from ours. Cat meat, properly aged and having been rubbed in catnip, is considered a delicacy in some parts of our world..And also, this could be a scene from an alternate universe. For instance, one of the universes next door has customs that we might find repugnant, but which they find quite natural: the Fleekwits of AV 1128m7 send their bodily waste FED-EX to each other every holiday season. They consider it “the perfect gift.”
Stephen Gilberg almost 10 years ago
Well, at least he’s not being mean to his kid.
Ginny Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Love this black humor. Keep it up!