Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for January 08, 2015
January 07, 2015
January 09, 2015
Transcript:
R.I.P. Mr. Scruffles Dad, where do kitties go when they die? Same place mommy went to when she left us. To your former best friends house? Yeah. See if you can fit it through the mail slot.
Lest some of you judge this vignette too harshly, you should always be aware other cultures have customs differing from ours. Cat meat, properly aged and having been rubbed in catnip, is considered a delicacy in some parts of our world..And also, this could be a scene from an alternate universe. For instance, one of the universes next door has customs that we might find repugnant, but which they find quite natural: the Fleekwits of AV 1128m7 send their bodily waste FED-EX to each other every holiday season. They consider it “the perfect gift.”
Lest some of you judge this vignette too harshly, you should always be aware other cultures have customs differing from ours. Cat meat, properly aged and having been rubbed in catnip, is considered a delicacy in some parts of our world..And also, this could be a scene from an alternate universe. For instance, one of the universes next door has customs that we might find repugnant, but which they find quite natural: the Fleekwits of AV 1128m7 send their bodily waste FED-EX to each other every holiday season. They consider it “the perfect gift.”