Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for January 30, 2015

Motivation is knowing what Darth will do if their running back drops the football.

Rooty toot tootRooty toot tonWe’re the kids From the Institution

Rooty toot tootRooty toot terWe’re the troopsOf Darth Vader

Go Death Star!!!

Two, Four, Six, Eight!Who Can We Disintegrate?.Luke, I am your General Manager…

These are not the linebackers you are looking for.

And of course:I’ve got a bad feeling about this….

Here’s my totally nonsensical rebus for the day:Death Star – drtt + wks = an anagram…. can you figure it out, boys and girls?

Oops, gotta run. Anakin Manning’s coming over for brunch.

“Pray that I do not alter you further.”

“Guess what team I’m rooting for?”

“Would your renaming your ship the Millennial Seahawk be a clue?”

We don’t mean to make you cry,

But how’d you let our man get by?

If you can’t make a tackle, why not

Let your waterboy have a try?

The Galactic Bowl, the Super Bowl! GO SEAHAWKS!

Come on, team: we’re not dead;At least try to beat the spread!—Adapted from Homestar Runner