Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for April 05, 2010

He’s just about bugged out. Face in the muck on the table?

Good Morning Thom and Everyone

LONEWOLF I already told LUVH8 in Animal Crackers, you are not going to send me to Happy Acres today. There is no face, my fingers are in my ears, La La La La La

Sorry Lewreader, there’s a face on the blanket! Take your fingers out of your ears now!

Good morning, Lewreader. LOL

The doc’s just winging it.

get him on a goo I.V. and prepare his wife for a goo transplant

There’s goo on my shoe what should I do I guess in the long run better goo than p oo

If that’s Hal Roach, he hung out with a bunch of little rascals.

Nighthawk…wouldn’t that be a transfusion?????

LOL, cleo.

Really Lew it’s there. She’s pointing right at it.

Hello Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains! Hello Fellow Birdbrains & Insects!

The only faces I see are on the roaches.

Is that plate beside the bed goo? Is it spare parts for Mr. Roach, or food?

I hope they keep Mr. Roach in the dark about how serious his problems are.

That’d be a transgoosion, crazyolnick!

If he got squished, why isn’t he flat? The doctor looks like Peter Lorre.

Augh! I am totally and thoroughly offended by this one!

Augh! Eww! Blech!

Thanks Thom!

Carmy,

You’ve asked a very offensive question, so here’s my offending answer:

Mr. Roach is not flat because he didn’t lose ALL his goo - just a lot. When a roach gets squished flat, all the goo is gone and nothing is left to put to bed. That’s why you have to really squish hard to get the goo gone. Are you offended?

Shika - Thank you for your offensive comment. It felt squishy and gooey between my ears when I read it.

And thanks to all for reading this gooey cartoon!

Offending the offendable,

Thom

Lew,

The faces are there. Don’t cut off your vision to spite your sanity. It’s okay.

Oh, and the meds should be taken BEFORE reading this stoopid cartoon…

Thom

A roach’s wings don’t stick out like that. They fold flat against the back.

ROFLMTO

You’re something else, Thom.

runar, flying roaches have wings that stick out.

Thom,

I’m not offended but I think I need to hurl. Let’s see if I can make you hurl too. Some Mexican people believe that the “goo” has medicinal purposes. To ease a toothache, some will get a roach, wrap it in gauze, place it by the bothersome tooth and bite down.

I am not not offended, but I am shocked…shocked to see that a little goo should go such a long way to offend so many fellow bird brains.

Oh but ain’t it soooooo cool, Grog?!

THOM I told my shrink about this and now I am also taking blue pills. I may or may not see faces but now I don’t care. Visiting hours are from 6-7 and no cartoons are allowed.

Straight jacket Lew Happy Acres 666 Possessed Ln Pleasant Valley, Ct 00000