Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: Pierre of the North Pierre: *Sigh* Maybe eet ees time for some deep zinking. Ze snow, she ees here to stay. Zat ees a fact, and complaining won't make eet go away...three steps to turn zis frown upside-down...first, open up to ze snow...zen accept ze snow......zen embrace ze snow! Caption: LE POOMPH Pierre: Maybe I should zink about eet a leetle more...
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Le Poomph? Is that French for ‘I ran smack into the behind of a big, fat Wileypolarbear?’
wrwallaceii almost 10 years ago
Now, that’s a bear, Wiley
Ida No almost 10 years ago
Bear butts!Hah! It’s funny because bears DO have butts!It’s true!
Can't Sleep almost 10 years ago
And so we bid a fond farewell to Pierre of the North, who may not be with us next time.
Bilan almost 10 years ago
Embrace ze snow? Yes.Embrace something just because it’s white? Not such a good idea.
jbenzver5 almost 10 years ago
Pierre, Pierre…you know you should never go out bare ass in the snow…
keenanthelibrarian almost 10 years ago
Bit late to start embracing the snow, Pierre – Spring is almost here (and Autumn in Oz).
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I believe that this is one reason that alcoholic beverages are the preferred method of dealing with endless winters.
jreckard almost 10 years ago
Third step is to move south … maybe Kitchener or Brantford.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
keenan, I’m in SW MI….It’s -3 and falling fast…The roads are glare ice now because of the crazy swirly blowing snow we had yesterday…What is this Spring you speak of?
khmo almost 10 years ago
Congratulations WIley! Love the strip.
Varnes almost 10 years ago
Wiley, seriously, “Le” before the "Poomph? You sir, are a funny guy….
palos almost 10 years ago
Pierre is riding bear back!!
westny77 almost 10 years ago
Why can’t you talk like a normal person?
felinefan55 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I immediately thought of this scene from “The Great Outdoors”:
dabugger almost 10 years ago
Really don’t know if thinking, but seeing might be help. That mistake is unbearable.
skruck62 almost 10 years ago
Has that bear been sitting in some yellow snow?
dsom8 almost 10 years ago
This is embarrassing.
Skippingby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Le Poomph…that’s great! Wiley, only you would come up with that. You are the best and by the way your “tell your own story” comics are much appreciated. Beautiful artwork and a wonderful idea.
Ermine Notyours almost 10 years ago
Don’t you know it’s okay to make fun of white people? Who else do we have left?
Jessica_D almost 10 years ago
Le Poomph! Wiley has some of the best onomatopoeia!
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
As the wife of a French-Canadian descendant, allow me say, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!
entirely almost 10 years ago
Great ’stache!!!
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Le POOMPH?!?? Shades of Warner Bros., that’s FUNNY! ! Really good one, Wiley!
Wiley creator almost 10 years ago
Please tell me you’re kidding.
Calvins Brother almost 10 years ago
Who pooped in your Cheerios?
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
I have a zinking feeling about this…
craigwestlake almost 10 years ago
I believe that “Le Poomph” was a tribute to Mel Blanc’s often funny vocal characterizations of foreign cartoon characters e.g. Pierre La Pew…
loner34 almost 10 years ago
You got your nose stuck in what?And the bear did WHAT? ewwww
RonBerg13 Premium Member almost 10 years ago
The snow is here to stay?? But, I thought Global warming \ Climate change…?? Well…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) almost 10 years ago
Too late, Pierre realizes that yellow snow is better that the “snow” he did encounter.
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
“Speaking against the weak is pathetic and cruel.” And who was doing that?
Joseph Krois almost 10 years ago
Shouldn’t the word “THREE” in panel three be spelled “ZREE”?