Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 15, 2015
Transcript:
Caption: Pierre of the North Pierre: *Sigh* Maybe eet ees time for some deep zinking. Ze snow, she ees here to stay. Zat ees a fact, and complaining won't make eet go away...three steps to turn zis frown upside-down...first, open up to ze snow...zen accept ze snow......zen embrace ze snow! Caption: LE POOMPH Pierre: Maybe I should zink about eet a leetle more...
Argythree over 9 years ago
Le Poomph? Is that French for ‘I ran smack into the behind of a big, fat Wileypolarbear?’
wrwallaceii over 9 years ago
Now, that’s a bear, Wiley
Ida No over 9 years ago
Bear butts!Hah! It’s funny because bears DO have butts!It’s true!
Can't Sleep over 9 years ago
And so we bid a fond farewell to Pierre of the North, who may not be with us next time.
Bilan over 9 years ago
Embrace ze snow? Yes.Embrace something just because it’s white? Not such a good idea.
jbenzver5 over 9 years ago
Pierre, Pierre…you know you should never go out bare ass in the snow…
keenanthelibrarian over 9 years ago
Bit late to start embracing the snow, Pierre – Spring is almost here (and Autumn in Oz).
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago
I believe that this is one reason that alcoholic beverages are the preferred method of dealing with endless winters.
jreckard over 9 years ago
Third step is to move south … maybe Kitchener or Brantford.
Varnes over 9 years ago
keenan, I’m in SW MI….It’s -3 and falling fast…The roads are glare ice now because of the crazy swirly blowing snow we had yesterday…What is this Spring you speak of?
khmo over 9 years ago
Congratulations WIley! Love the strip.
Varnes over 9 years ago
Wiley, seriously, “Le” before the "Poomph? You sir, are a funny guy….
palos over 9 years ago
Pierre is riding bear back!!
westny77 over 9 years ago
Why can’t you talk like a normal person?
felinefan55 Premium Member over 9 years ago
I immediately thought of this scene from “The Great Outdoors”:
dabugger over 9 years ago
Really don’t know if thinking, but seeing might be help. That mistake is unbearable.
skruck62 over 9 years ago
Has that bear been sitting in some yellow snow?
dsom8 over 9 years ago
This is embarrassing.
Skippingby Premium Member over 9 years ago
Le Poomph…that’s great! Wiley, only you would come up with that. You are the best and by the way your “tell your own story” comics are much appreciated. Beautiful artwork and a wonderful idea.
Ermine Notyours over 9 years ago
Don’t you know it’s okay to make fun of white people? Who else do we have left?
Jessica_D over 9 years ago
Le Poomph! Wiley has some of the best onomatopoeia!
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
As the wife of a French-Canadian descendant, allow me say, YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!!!
entirely over 9 years ago
Great ’stache!!!
dogday Premium Member over 9 years ago
Le POOMPH?!?? Shades of Warner Bros., that’s FUNNY! ! Really good one, Wiley!
Wiley creator over 9 years ago
Please tell me you’re kidding.
Calvins Brother over 9 years ago
Who pooped in your Cheerios?
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
I have a zinking feeling about this…
craigwestlake over 9 years ago
I believe that “Le Poomph” was a tribute to Mel Blanc’s often funny vocal characterizations of foreign cartoon characters e.g. Pierre La Pew…
loner34 over 9 years ago
You got your nose stuck in what?And the bear did WHAT? ewwww
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 9 years ago
The snow is here to stay?? But, I thought Global warming \ Climate change…?? Well…
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 9 years ago
Too late, Pierre realizes that yellow snow is better that the “snow” he did encounter.
dzw3030 over 9 years ago
“Speaking against the weak is pathetic and cruel.” And who was doing that?
Joseph Krois over 9 years ago
Shouldn’t the word “THREE” in panel three be spelled “ZREE”?