Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for January 30, 2015

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    hawgowar  almost 10 years ago

    Anywhere there is rationing, there is a black market available. Janis had better be careful. The rain checks may wind up being cashed elsewhere.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Hey, he didn’t say consecutively…Maybe he meant simultaneously.

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    Olddog1  almost 10 years ago

    Susan, that’s what I was thinking too. Could be a real jackpot.

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    mjb515  almost 10 years ago

    The mind is willing but the flesh is old and lacks sustained potency.

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    wschott  almost 10 years ago

    Come on Arlo! How long has it been since you played “Pepé Le Pew”?

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    Plods with ...™  almost 10 years ago

    Everything I have is inappropriate but accurate.

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    FosterGrant  almost 10 years ago

    Spaghetti straps and the word no seem incongruous somehow.

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    Donaldo Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    very funny

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    nosirrom  almost 10 years ago

    Yuck, Yuck. Premature virility.

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    jklwaddle  almost 10 years ago

    Not even going to say anything about how sex is apparently the only thing that men care about in a marriage. Men are clueless.

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    bachinsure  almost 10 years ago

    Those were the days my friends, we’d sing and dance til dawn, yes those were the days….

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    gaebie  almost 10 years ago

    I bet her “classmate she found on facebook” a while back never gets a raincheck from her.

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    ARLOS DAD  almost 10 years ago

    I notice Arlo’s hair is straight up….

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    DDrazen  almost 10 years ago

    “And you know that you’re over the hill/When your mind makes a promise that your body can’t fill”

    Little Feat – “Old Folks Boogy”

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    alc7 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    The old expression, “thought is father to the deed” doesn’t always pan out.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    Rather than an AS IF YOU COULD kind of laugh

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    Scott S  almost 10 years ago

    And he needs to make an appointment!

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    locake  almost 10 years ago

    Sex after a big meal feels awful. In the morning it is much better, right after you wake up.

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    Sheila Hardie  almost 10 years ago

    This seems familiar.

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    K M  almost 10 years ago

    Nope, pretty much derisive and belittling. I know it well.

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