Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 15, 2010
Transcript:
Boomer: Are you trying to spot the baby pigeon you sent up in a helium-balloon lawn chair? Poncho: Yeah. Boomer: He must be freaking out, way up there in the clouds... Poncho: Wait, I see him! Boomer: What's he doing? Poncho: I think he's positioning himself over that car dealership. Boomer: Sounds like he's keeping his spirits up.
carmy over 14 years ago
Bomb away, Bob!
ladywolf17 over 14 years ago
Bob has scoped out a potential gold mine. You go little pigeon, you go.
Little Miss Tink over 14 years ago
How bombastic!
jollytimes over 14 years ago
Oh s—! Get the cat catapults out and shoot him down.
dre7861 over 14 years ago
It’s Shock and Awe at Don’s New and Used Car Lot!
cleokaya over 14 years ago
I hope Bob ate a big meal before hand so that he can do maximum coverage and make the evening news.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Get the salesman first, Bob!
Dry and Dusty Premium Member over 14 years ago
Oh the humanity!*
thampacks over 14 years ago
if you think the BP oil spill was bad its gonna be compared nothing to a pigeon named BOB sitting in a lawn chair with ballons and a BB gun -
Head for cover - you have been warned
harm1994 over 14 years ago
“Captain Bobcat, have the target in sight do I have a GO!?”
Dirty Dragon over 14 years ago
Hiya friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world’s largest new used and used new car automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport Motors - right here in the city of….. EMPHYSEMA!
Let’s just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory!
It’s a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch’s Blacklist says this car was stolen - but for you, friends, a complete price: only two-ninety-nine ninety-five…. HUNDRED dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week, twice a week and never on Sunday!