Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for May 15, 2010
May 14, 2010
May 16, 2010
Transcript:
Boomer: Are you trying to spot the baby pigeon you sent up in a helium-balloon lawn chair? Poncho: Yeah. Boomer: He must be freaking out, way up there in the clouds... Poncho: Wait, I see him! Boomer: What's he doing? Poncho: I think he's positioning himself over that car dealership. Boomer: Sounds like he's keeping his spirits up.
Hiya friends! Ralph Spoilsport, Ralph Spoilsport Motors - the world’s largest new used and used new car automobile dealership - Ralph Spoilsport Motors - right here in the city of….. EMPHYSEMA!
Let’s just look at the extras on this fabulous car! Wire-wheel spoke fenders and two-way sneeze wind vents, star-studded mud guard, sponge-coated edible steering column, chrome fender dents and factory air conditioned air from our fully factory-equipped air conditioned factory!
It’s a beautiful car, friends, with doors to match! Birch’s Blacklist says this car was stolen - but for you, friends, a complete price: only two-ninety-nine ninety-five…. HUNDRED dollars in easy monthly payments of twenty dollars a week, twice a week and never on Sunday!