Frank and Ernest by Thaves for March 01, 2015
February 28, 2015
March 02, 2015
Transcript:
Frank: Shakespeare failed at many jobs prior to becoming a playwright. Ernest: He was a terrible loan officer and inept dry cleaner. Shakespeare: Neither a borrower nor a lender be. Shakespeare: Out, damned spot! Out, I say! Frank: "He was no good in customer service". Shakespeare: The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Frank: "And he mixed up the flowers as a florist." Shakespeare: That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Frank: He tried to hide these career failures on his resume. Personnel Office Man: You need to be more specific about your work history -- you can't just say "What's past is prologue".
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Hindsight shows histories failings …… every thing is either hindsight or prognostication……… nothing is now…….
NoCents almost 10 years ago
I assume he was also a bad Apiarist.
JudyAz almost 10 years ago
He was also a bad pulmonologist: “TB or not TB, that is congestion?”
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
Always love these. This one is great.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Bad as a Beekeeper: “To Bee or not to Bee, that is the question.”Bad as a Politician: “No legacy is so rich as honesty.”Bad as a Stand-Up Comedian: “Brevity is the soul of wit.”Bad as a Tailor: “What’s done can’t be undone.”Bad as a Magician: “Nothing can come of nothing.”
JudyAz almost 10 years ago
Bad at dog training: “Out, Out, damned Spot!”
TREEINTHEWIND almost 10 years ago
Did he ever really amount to anything?
jppjr almost 10 years ago
Shakespeare completed a new play, but could not decide what to call it; he decided on Julius, Grab the Girl and Hold Her Tightly….a friend suggested…why not call it Julius, Caesar…..
markjoseph125 almost 10 years ago
Sometimes I think that, day in and day out, Frank and Ernest is the most creative of all the strips on GoComics. Bravo!