Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2015

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    Phatts  almost 10 years ago

    just … stay in the lawn chair.you don’t want to go lay out on the beach and have a bunch of good samaritans try to push you back out into the ocean!

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    Dave Thorby  almost 10 years ago

    For further comments on Blanche’s attractiveness, see today’s classic cartoon.http://www.gocomics.com/wizard-of-id-classics/2015/02/03

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “ah, perfect melanoma brown/black”

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    harrybrau2014  almost 10 years ago

    Oh come on people. “Lay” instead of “lie” is just wrong. Third graders know that. I suppose that today it is acceptable misuse of the language since everybody in print and on the air and internet makes the same mistake. Too bad.

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    cocavan11  almost 10 years ago

    It’s “lie out all day” and there should be a “?” after “You brought swatches.” Certainly a humorous concept, but grammatically incorrect. It sets a bad example for pupils and students. Why can’t such cartoons be both humorous and iinstructive? Is it geeky to educate while amusing?

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    Wren Fahel  almost 10 years ago

    I almost never get any color. When I was a teenager, during summer vacation, I would spend almost every sunny day, from after breakfast to dinnertime, outside with my lawn chair, a few good books and my transistor radio. However, on the first day of school, I would always get asked, “Didn’t you go outside at all?”

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    Thomas R. Williams  almost 10 years ago

    50 shades of melanoma.

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    lschmidt55  almost 10 years ago

    If she’s going to “lay” about all day, I’d like to see the eggs she lays. But if she’s going to “lie” about all day, then that’s ok.

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    Charlie Fogwhistle  almost 10 years ago

    As there was no such thing as SPF in the Middle Ages, Blanche will probably be peeling on her return home. As others have mentioned, skin cancer may well be in her future. I get stuff frozen off every six months as a consequence of several summers as a lifeguard nearly 50 years ago. Act in haste, repent at leisure. There is no such thing as a “healthy tan”.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    I remember getting “laid” on a beach at night once! We were staying at the Sheraton Molokai in the Hawaiian Islands…

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    FireMedic  almost 10 years ago

    From the Zonker Harris collection.

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    Phatts  almost 10 years ago

    oh I can’t believe you guys! It’s an effing cartoon for pete’s sake! and I told an Olde Joke!Blanche can’t be offended because she’s not real, and I bet Parker and Hart have better sense than to be offended!

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    legaleagle48  almost 10 years ago

    That has nothing to do with the evolution of English usage, which is what I was talking about.

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    Phatts  almost 10 years ago

    you’re quite an item aren’t you? Who around me have I criticized? So your thing is to pick on people who make jokes about cartoon characters? I suppose that makes you feel good about yourself, in your oh-so-smugness.

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