God what I wouldn’t give to have that functionality built in. The only explanation of why people have kids I can think of is sheer boredom. “Hey what a terrible world we live in full of greedy, dishonest, heartless people. Let’s bring another living soul into it involuntarily to share in our misery and compete for the right to exist.”
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
Junior didn’t swallow a cell phone, did he?
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
Yeah, cos his ringtone is annoying to some people… – Too bad he’s not on “sleep mode”….
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
God what I wouldn’t give to have that functionality built in. The only explanation of why people have kids I can think of is sheer boredom. “Hey what a terrible world we live in full of greedy, dishonest, heartless people. Let’s bring another living soul into it involuntarily to share in our misery and compete for the right to exist.”
AMarsh1 almost 10 years ago
How about full-on airplane mode?
miscreant almost 10 years ago
It’s not vibrate mode, it’s I’m pooping mode lady.
nosirrom almost 10 years ago
Baby on Vibrate mode.
Jellodyne almost 10 years ago
I use a strobe light.
Max Starman Jones almost 10 years ago
What Charlie Brown looked like as a baby.
YoungGeezer almost 10 years ago
Most of the kids I encounter in stores are on shriek.
tegm over 9 years ago
if only!