Lay Lines by Carol Lay for February 20, 2015

It’s not really Russian roulette if there’s a live round in every cylinder… Just like it’s not really fugu if every piece of sushi is deadly.

That explains where he gets it from. And possibly where his father is.

If they REALLY want a thrill, they should play North Korean Roulette … similar, with one change … one bullet, one gun - magazine-fed semi-automatic….

@beckinista:You could have just said “anything with a clip”.

The chef is supposed to show you that the blowfish’s liver and gall bladder were successfully removed and intact before you accept it. The toxin interacts with alcohol and is more deadly if eaten while drinking.

Next, they’ll play Hangman.

LOL – trite but that’s what your comment made me do.

Good God! This lady is worse that Tackleberry’s soon to be in-laws from Police Acadamy 2!

She’s not gaining a mother-in-law, she’s getting a mother outlaw.

I like the story – just not liking the constant teeth gritting or smiling. Gonna keep trying to get past it, though.