B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for February 12, 2015

Fowl critter he is . . always gets up on the wrong side of bed.

… A bed that has two wrong sides.

GET OFF MY LAWN! :)

I recognize the symptom, hasn’t had his morning Coffee yet!

I thought snapping turtles had a tooth like Oliver J. Dragon…

Dogs and Sailors, Keep off the Grass!(from a long time ago)

I picked one up once holding it by the shell near its hind legs. I discovered two things. First, their neck is incredibly longs and second, their pee really stinks!.I won’t make the same mistake twice…