Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 27, 2015

  1. Zoso1
    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    I’m sorry, but the Ty-D-Bol Man doesn’t do urinals. After all, he has his pride, you know!

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  2. Zoso1
    Arianne  over 9 years ago

    Jeez oh Pete! Now I’m going to have to read back to see what Sisyphos said to tick off the bipolar 50 foot woman! Sure wouldn’t want to make the same mistake! Harr-rry!

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  3. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Sisyphus is glow-ball warming.He rolls a large mass of water uphill to be stored as kinetic potential in ice and other fresh water reservoirs.The results of his actions are a cooling, which causes a cessation to his works, allowing all the water to roll back down to the sea and begin the cycle anew.As the method of movement is as air-born vapor, pushed from behind by further vapor creation, Sisyphus is said to be the son of Aeolis, the god of wind. He has three more sons, according to the legend, placing us back at the Four Winds Bar of Blue Oyster Cult’s Astronomy.Hmmm… Minty, with a hint of lemon.

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  4. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    But first, cleanse the palate with a small taste of sherbet.

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  5. Thinker
    Sisyphos  over 9 years ago

    I don’t mean to take this personally, but I think I will.

    It is clearly an allegory. I am the Good Ship; those who pee on me will find that I am Pine-Scented. Or maybe Lemon-Scented. Those who would follow me must lay down their inhibitions and take a whiff!

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  6. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    The Ti-D-Bol man is not found in the urinal. He is found in the flush reservoir. He is, however found in the lavatory in proximity to the urinal, and is thus an available second person to whom one may turn for a second opinion.Third opinion if you count the first two of the original questioner, who is clearly of two minds on the matter.The sky is the tidy bowl, of course, with each star set in the firmament fast enough to be considered permanent within the lifetimes of humans. Only the planets move, and only the planets are within reach of our feelings, thus informing our actions.

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    Don’t Eat The Big Mint!!!

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    coltish1  over 9 years ago

    This is one of the parts I always hated about summer vacation.

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  9. Duck1275
    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 9 years ago

    Lemon. Definitely lemon.

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  10. Skylark
    Skylark  over 9 years ago

    Why hasn’t someone invented Clorox scented bowl cakes yet? Seems that would not only cover up the smell, but dis-allow it! P—U..

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 9 years ago

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  12. Other7 brush
    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   over 9 years ago

    @ Happy… :That’s just… creepy…

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