Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 05, 2015

I DON’T LIKE SPIDERS AND SNAKES….

—JIM STAFFORD

Motivation gets harder and harder.

This is a common complaint from wage and celery earners.

Well, how about an unrepentant soused head of celery? Would that tickle your ribs?

When I want a trick done, I want it done whether the celery is sorry or not! Get me more celery sticks! And they’ll all stay here until the trick is done!

What do you expect when you don’t even make the effort to pickle the celery first?I mean, if you want Control, you have to get with the times, eh?

I’ve seen how this goes.First it is just celery.Then it is celery with peanut butter.Then it is celery with peanut butter and raisins.Finally, it is celery with crunchy peanut butter and raisins.Celery is a gateway food.

Well, stand up and say, “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take it any more!”

You realize that all alongSomething in us going wrong …..You stop dancing-Helpless Dancer : The Who : Quadrophenia

A stalk of pickled celery. That was all I wanted. I woke up every morning thinking about how long it would be ’til you showed up with a nice chilled, crisp stalk of pickled … oh, wait! I remember now … it was okra! Not celery, okra!!! … pickled okra!!!

I want the whole banana.Frozen, dipped in chocolate and rolled in nuts.Salad dosent do it for me any more.

The key to cooperation is a pickled cucumber.