Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 10, 2015

One of these days, they should send Calvin to the psychiatrist’s office instead of the principal’s office.

Show them something that’s never been seen by anyone else previously, which, after you’ve shown it to them, will never be seen by anyone else ever again. The answer to that riddle is in an old Superman comic book, I believe. Of course, it’s almost as uninteresting as the object that is never shown or discussed by Calvin.

A-plus calvin for the best spur of the moment my dog ate my homework excuse ever…ha ha ha ha ha haaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaa..

Never told, but great, greatest!! Ha, ha!

now why didn’t i think of that - they wouldn’t let me bring my dog for show and tell so i wouldn’t participate any more

I went to school with a couple of odd (creative?) kids, but Calvin takes the cake.

His “show and tell” is akin to a ghost story around the campfire. The telling is the performance. Though perhaps he should save it for Juilliard or RADA.

I bet the principal has an entire file cabinet filled with the things Calvin has done.

Calvin’s name needs on the door.

My six year old grandson reminds me of Calvin (and vice versa), very creative and never ceases to amaze me with his thoughtful humor. And man, can that kid negotiate!

You’re the closest to the actual answer, and your answer is correct and in the same vein. Superman had to respond to some puzzles or demands by Mister Mxyzptlk, if I recall correctly. One was to show him something no one had ever seen before, and after that, would never seen again. Superman returned with an intact pea pod, opened it to show him the previously unviewed peas, then ate them.

I remember being sent to the principal’s office for what I BROUGHT to show and tell back in kindergarden!.Of course, I am NOT telling you what it was….Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha snerk

You didn’t bring anything, did you Calvin?

Obviously, Calvin thrives on head trips; for that all-important two-second high in life (regardless of any consequences!).

2 things about this strip that bother me, first is his attitude, and 2nd, is, …

Without realising, Calvin did do a “Show and Tell”

He showed everybody how delightfully evil he really is!

xxx

I think it’s too early for April Fools…

Crack up!

Calvin you are too much

That’s okay, Calvin. They wouldn’t recognize Spiff’s death ray gun if they even saw it.

second to last panel his eyes look CREEPY

Panel 3. Words fail me.