Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 03, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "Calvin, are you slamming doors?!" Calvin: "It wasn't me, mom! I didn't hear anything!" Susie: "LET ME OUT OF HERE, CALVIN. YOU ROTTEN BAG OF BARF!" Calvin: "Whee! Our club's finest hour!" Mom: "Where's Susie?" Calvin: "Beats me. Maybe she went outside" Susie: "I'M IN HERE! LET ME OUT!" Calvin: "Why, Susie! What were YOU doing in the closet, of all places?" Mom: "Calvin..." Susie: "He tricked me in there and held the door!"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
…and suddenly, Hobbes becomes quiet.
Kali39 over 9 years ago
No! No! It was Hobbes!! Yell at him!Yeah, that’s going to work, Calvin. No one ever blames the tiger…
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Right, Calvin? Calvin?
Linux0s over 9 years ago
“It was the best of times… it was the worst of times… "
phylum over 9 years ago
while reading this cartoon I just had an unfortunate thought…I think my mom would have believed me..in fact she did…I think..
rentier over 9 years ago
Bad boys!!
phylum over 9 years ago
and over a cartoon ….a stupid cartoon
Jonathan Mason over 9 years ago
Because it’s tantamount to child abuse, and because corporal punishment doesn’t work – it just causes long-term psychological damage.
rentier over 9 years ago
I think, Hobbes didn’t realy want to lock in Susi into the closet in his heart, he only doesn’t want Calvin being jealous and so he did the bad play with him, to show, he is his big friend!!
gcw17 over 9 years ago
sure my mom would believe me too she trusts me in everything. But did susie record or not?
Aaberon over 9 years ago
Calvin has a seriously close resemblance to Eddie Haskell today.
Dour Scotsman over 9 years ago
“Why does the strap never come out ?”
Because its not the dark ages anymore?
cubswin2016 over 9 years ago
Dumb-da-dumb-dumb!
rshive over 9 years ago
And Calvin becomes a thespian.
Karaboo2 over 9 years ago
Calvin looks pretty innocent, for a rotten bag of barf.
steffilasker over 9 years ago
Really good comic
flash_in_the_pan over 9 years ago
‘rotten bag of barf’ – great one Susie!
weatherford.joe over 9 years ago
Can’t stay out of trouble, can you, Calvin.
EtzEchad over 9 years ago
Didn’t anyone ever tell Susie it isn’t polite to point? What a rotten kid.
Puddleglum2 over 9 years ago
@Linux0s,Tale of Two ‘Kiddies’
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Awwwwww, today’s strip just priceless…
Godfather Vito over 9 years ago
Calvin is about to find out that chicks stick together
Number Three over 9 years ago
We have new next door neighbours. I only met the Mum and she’s very nice but one of her kids slams doors. She often apologises to us for all the noise.Mum’s face expression in the last panel is Code Red.xxx
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
Your lucky it’s less worse then the time you locked your babysitter out of the house.
Will_Scarlet over 9 years ago
Oh Calvin, you are SUCH a bad liar.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
Hobbes is going to use Suzie’s line “bag of barf” against Calvin. And if he doesn’t, he should.