Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 23, 2010

Wow! perhaps the king has a heart after all. What can I say…..I’m touched!

Stop whining, FInk, and go get a plastic sheet to cover yourself with.

The Perfect Storm = Rodney + watermelon + sledge hammer

Use the Finks head for a watermelon.

Wasn’t that Gallagher with the watermelons?????

(sarcasm) Gotta love them Chuck Norris jokes.

@MontanaLady,

Yes, and Family Guy originated the joke about Chuck Norris having a fist under his beard.

Double copyright infringement.

thanks, pouncingtiger……shows my age,……

dont’ know about Family Guy………..

Sledge-a-matic…ready!

better than the bass-o-matic!

This arc is getting interesting…how will Bung return to his place of yore, and at what cost?

The sheer volume of Chuck Norris jokes is hilarious of itself (to me). Some of them I actually like. I have to find out some day what Chuck thinks of them. Anybody have a handy direct link to a statement by him?

Judging by his Mountain Dew commercial, he probably thinks they are fun.

The Fink will get Bung back by giving him a key to the wine cellar.

And I guess he had no choice but to quit his day job.

Somehow Rodney just doesn’t have the touch.

Johanan I believe this is what you’re looking for: http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=38499

Rmom- Thanks for the link.

I think Bung should have left Rodney the key to the cellar.

Tell him some stories about your victories on the battle field Rodney. Jokes are always a good thing and I’d bet you have some whoopers!

@Susan001: I could stand it easily (any port in a storm, no pun intended!), and it’s surprising that Bung isn’t portrayed as a fan of it. It would get him soused a whole lot faster than the beer he often drinks, easily as fast as the grape wine he sometimes has (and with a more wicked hangover to boot).

P.S. @Susan001: My usual CocoMocha is spiked today with Sabra liqueur in honor of the biblical Sabbath. Feel free to drop by Birdbrains or Big Top for your share (on the house).

@Rmom: Good eye. Thanks for the link, it’s perfect.

@pamlicorat: I don’t have a TV, so alas, I can’t see that commercial. With any grace it’ll show up on the Internet somewhere…

@Rmom and Everyone: I think you’d find interesting a blog I put together on the subject of “Chuck Norris facts and Chris Alan jokes” - one of my screwball ENFP attempts at linking up two seemingly unrelated phenomenon (a real-life cult figure and my own fictional protagonist).