Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 16, 2015

It’s located on the shores of the Pirate Bay…. it’s in Sweden…. sometimes it’s hard to get in. I hear.

It costs a long silver.

Don’t forget P.E.: walking the plank.

And of course there are no safety guards on any of the shop tools. For some reason, the metal shop project is always making hooks. And everyone in wood shop gets to turn his own new leg.

Let’s not forget the Peg leg shop class. First step, learn how to turn a plank into a dowel.

Today’s strip was very punny!