Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for May 14, 2010

Oh go on, look what its done for the rest of humanity…

Lobotomies, Double your money back if unsatisfied.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Clingon

Chumley on “Pawn Stars”

Like this could ever happen. If we’d really put in frontal lobes, where would we get Senators from?

He’d thought about cross-dressing, but now he actually had a way to fill out that bra

We actually DO have a significant surplus of brains that are in brand-new condition!

Donated by Liberals; never been used!

Nebulous, you almost had it right:

I’d rather have a FREE bottle in front of me, than a PRE-frontal lobotomy…..

Better to have a good deal in front of you than to have a fully formed frontal lobotomy.

A penny for your thoughts?

So it looks like you guys missed it, but the Frontal Lobe is responsible for decision making. That’s why the joke is about the “cave man” trying to decide if he wants one or not– without one, he can’t make a decision.