Nancy by Olivia Jaimes for February 19, 2015
February 18, 2015
February 20, 2015
Transcript:
Man: There goes the most beautiful girl in the world! Man: What hope do I have to keep her? None! Nada! Zip! Zippo! Um--- UMM--- I'm going to have to get my THESAURUS to find MORE words for "zippo"!
Argythree almost 10 years ago
Why does Phil have such a heavy inferiority complex?
JayBluE almost 10 years ago
(♫) “Hey! Did you happen to see the most beautiful girl…in the world?….” – -Charlie Rich
NoveltyTradingPost almost 10 years ago
zilch… nada… diddlysquat…
MJ Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I’m glad to see that her arms grew back.
retropop almost 10 years ago
Perhaps he needs some confidence and ask her to marry him!
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
Uh, hello? Yesterday’s panel? “MY old fool?!?!?”
rondm66 almost 10 years ago
Just as well. She is high maintenace anyway.
jms.blake53 almost 10 years ago
Never question your blessings. Whether we deserve them or not they are still ours. Accept and commit to them.
jrankin1959 almost 10 years ago
“Well, I try so hard, baby, but I just can’t see What a woman like you… is doin’ with me.” (Bruce Springsteen, “Brilliant Disguise”)
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Nil, naught.
brklnbern almost 10 years ago
loner34 almost 10 years ago
How about zilch and zero?
Sopranos almost 10 years ago
Don’t feel bad Phil. I know exactly how you feel. I’ve had a major crush on “real” girl who I think is the most beautiful and I feel the same way you do. I’d have zero, zip, nadda and zilch chance with her too.
Paul Rider Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ummm. You know. There is much more to Fritzi than her beauty. Maybe she’ll leave him because he’s a jerk for thinking that because she is beautiful and he is just so-so she will leave him! All in all this story trajectory is just a wee bit too shallow for me.