Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 20, 2010
Transcript:
Chaplain: Thanks for coming by, Melissa. Melissa: Don't have time, ma'am. Have to be in OPS by 1300. Chaplain: Well, let's talk about that reassignment. I know it worries you... Melissa: What makes you think I'm worried, ma'am? Chaplain: I've seen your personnel file. And you have every reason to be alarmed by a superior taking an interest in you. Also, you're crying. Melissa: I am? Must be about my dog. Boy, I miss her.
jmrocher2001 over 14 years ago
Those elves are perceptive.
margueritem over 14 years ago
I hope you get the help you need, Mel.
Wildcard24365 over 14 years ago
Breakthrough! Or breakDOWN.
alviebird over 14 years ago
There’s a difference?
WoodGracie over 14 years ago
let it out Mel…
ksoskins over 14 years ago
Tell it to the Chaplain!
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
If Mel reads the forum she’ll never get over it.
idjk over 14 years ago
is it fact that a chaplain can read a personnel file without service members prior consent? or is it just the case in cartoon land?
cdward over 14 years ago
^Can’t speak for the military, but staff chaplains do have that right/responsibility in other setttings.
Potrzebie over 14 years ago
I love GBT’s attention to detail. Combat patches and everything! Well, a few strips ago, I swear that one of the women had shoulder rank on, which looked like Air Force chevrons. Oops….
lewisbower over 14 years ago
I was admin “Here’s a couple of bucks. Go get yourself a coffee Corporal.” Be back in a half an hour.”
freeholder1 over 14 years ago
Oh, there’s a REAL dog involved in her tears, all right.
babka Premium Member over 14 years ago
talking about truth making you free……
bradwilliams over 14 years ago
GT does to a good job in attention to detail. He tries to do a good job being accurate to fact as well; however he is not in the military and therefore doesn’t know what he doesn’t know.
I double checked with a couple of people who are paid to know. If a soldier is sexually assaulted, that information will not be in their personnel records. In fact it had better not or someone could find themselves on the wrong end of criminal charges!
Herbabee over 14 years ago
Stop making me cry, Rick-o! I’m gonna miss NOW & Moyers very badly; especially since PBS doesn’t appear to be replacing them with anything comparable.
At least on the plus side, I don’t have to try staying conscious Friday nights past Gwennie Awful and her wimpy Wash Week poseur pundit posse.
cedarwolf over 14 years ago
As a veteran, and a chaplain currently with the American Legion, I see far too much of these types of things. They need to stop and no one, regardless of rank or position, should be above the law.
radicalmom over 14 years ago
i applaud him covering this issue. i’ve loved this strip since it began and he never ceases to amaze me.
Dragoncat over 14 years ago
Let it out, Mel. It’s no fun being the Queen of Denial.
pbarnrob over 14 years ago
^djinn & Dev: May be, may not be going to happen; but Mel’s freaking at the mere prospect, and the flashbacks could cause her as much harm, when she needs to be sharp “downrange”. There needs to be a good way to get the right authority the word, and get it stopped.
Take a group of young healthy people of both genders with working genitalia, mix with a stressful dangerous environment and uncertainty about the trustworthiness of the locals (so the historic ‘camp-followers’ of Gen. Hooker are not available to them - of either gender).
Of course they are going to be looking to each other, and the limited opportunities tend to make it a zero-sum game, with heavy competition and pressure for coercion.
Practical solutions? Anybody?
W6BXQ, John over 14 years ago
pbarnrob
The obvious solution is to not go to war anymore. However, reality dictates that our so called civilization is not yet ready for peace.
alfracto over 14 years ago
Another question lurking in the bushes waiting to be answered.
Is FriscoLou alive?
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Is someone chopping onions?
Screw PBS, check the Globe’s expose of the #1 outrage facing this forum, far more prevalent than command rape, affecting the lives of every poster here.
http://bit.ly/9izAY0
Why do people say Trudeau is so courageous for the subject matter he covers? He talks incessantly about Mark and Chase, but beyond Zonk, never addresses marijuana equality, He barely even acknowledges bi-polar politics other than Uncle Stupid Head, and after more than a year, still no avatar. Some issues are still too taboo. Some call it courage, other say Wishy Washy.
My suggestion to pbamrob is to add a 69 Tango MOS, “Combat Chaperones”, elite MPs.
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
How come every time progs. have a heavy conversation they’re holding a “serious” cup of coffee?
alfracto over 14 years ago
FriscoLou deleted his original “onion” comment and pasted it below mine. Strange response.
Again Is firscolou alive? And if he is, what does he mean?
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Tu es mon poney préféré, même si vous n’avez jamais gagner une course.
shipwack over 14 years ago
FriscoLow, what do you mean by “progs”?
Anyway, in my 20 years of service in the Navy (and I have no doubt that the other branches are any different), coffee is around no matter whether the talk is serious or not. For senior NCOs (which the chaplain isn’t, of course), it’s practically a uniform item.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
thecoast over 14 years ago
I’m simply curious about how he’s going to handle this situation. After all, this is a comic strip. I’ll be going down range soon as a chaplain, so I’m intrigued at many levels.
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
Been there, done that myself.
Chrisnp over 14 years ago
bradwilliams, thanks or actually double-checking. I didn’t think it would be in a personnel file, but I’ve been out of the military too long to be 100% certain of much of anything.
I also think GT does his best, and all things considered, his best is pretty good.
BTW, is anybody else annoyed by the chaplain’s glasses, and don’t they look like they keep changing size?
FriscoLou over 14 years ago
In the strips on the 16th-17th, the crucifix is large, garish, white and weaponized. Today it’s diminutive and yellow. What’s Trudeau trying to say?
W6BXQ, John over 14 years ago
I think thecoast set a record for number of duplicate posts, one original and eight dupes!
Chrisnp over 14 years ago
Trudeau was saying…Hmmm, if I make the cross small and yellow, I wonder if anyone will notice.
Nise about 4 years ago
Oh, honey… :(