Scary Gary by Mark Buford for February 21, 2015

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    Forgot to tip the paperboy at Christmas.

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    Sisyphos  almost 10 years ago

    Yeah, that’s it. He wants an autograph. Besides, it missed, Gary! Cheer up, and take cover!

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    sarah413 Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    What wine goes with a well done steak?

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    ChukLitl Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    You can’t kill the undead. The stake is to keep him in the box. Garlic just masks the stench. It’s best to leave dead people alone, they get cranky if you disturb their rest.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “Good thing that wooden stakes don’t kill vampires, just to pin them down for the beheading.”.Depends on your species of vampire.They dust Buffy’s vampires.

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