Agnes by Tony Cochran for February 15, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    No answer from Agnes is ever mundane.

    Embellished with fantastical backstories, excuses, mistaken psychological insights, and wild conjecture, every response is a miniature work of verbal Art.

    She’s still young… I guess she just doesn’t realise it yet.

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    Like the politicians who say. “I’m not taking anymore questions at this time.”

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “My chauffeur is sitting back there. To show how simple it is, I’ll let him answer it.”

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    ladylagomorph76  over 9 years ago

    I wish I’d have thought of that one!

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    prasrinivara  over 9 years ago

    Teacher should have attended Andie Fox’s (“Foxtrot”) bone-up-class on semantics, given that Agnes was able to pull one so easily.

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