Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 24, 2015
February 23, 2015
February 25, 2015
Transcript:
Man: The attractive mercenaries and our boss drove off the cliff! Man 2: Now, it's our turn to run this island! I can't wait to allow walmart to build a store here! Tahiti Jones: Whew! Good thing I shelled out extra for the "Clifftop-plummet-strength" air bags in this thing! Tahiti Jones: Kiwi, darling, I'm ok. You can stop worring about me. Rip Haywire: Seriously, kid, try OkCupid or something! Anything but Tahiti Jones!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Opening a Walmart. Wow, those guys ARE evil!
Chithing Premium Member almost 10 years ago
I think you’d better check on Cobra. She doesn’t look so good.
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
He paid extra for air bags? Well, now… There may be hope for him yet.
B LeCren almost 10 years ago
And not just any air bags… the cliff-top-plummet strength ones!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Kiwi, so that’s it!
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Walmart is evil
DorianKTB almost 10 years ago
Ah, don’t worry about Cobra; she’s got nine lives and then some!
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
“Why? they promise to pay more than minimum wage!”.0.0001 cent below subsistence level, yes…